Bits of Life

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

fappuclno:

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

prolapsing my colon

fappuclno:

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

prolapsing my colon

toothpastecomics:

Congress and corporations. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

toothpastecomics:

Congress and corporations. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

what’s this…? you gave me a little hand!!

high on life

high on life

bigyachtsandmoney:

Sorry it’s really wordy, but I wanted to make sure i wasn’t being too vague, but at the same time I also feel like i was not thorough enough with some of these topics. Either way, this is just all from my standpoint so feel free to correct me if i got something wrong. or if you have any questions feel free to ask, but just keep in mind i am only one person, and not an all-knowing encyclopedia so i may not always have answers for everyone and some things are better left answered by other people.

Ali (tokomon.tumblr.com) “God warrior” in Trading Spouses.

richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war